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Baltimore Ravens vs Green Bay Packers

Projected Score: 25.9 - 20.7

Baltimore Ravens 51.1% Record: 15-2
Green Bay Packers 48.9% Record: 13-4

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Derrick Henry vs. Green Bay’s Interior Defensive Front

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THE HENRY HULK MASSACREDec 27 (BAL 41, GB 24):

Ladies and gentlemen, grab your smelling salts because what we witnessed on December 27th wasn't a football game — it was a public execution! The Baltimore Ravens didn't just show up; they arrived with a wrecking ball named D.Henry. This man was playing like he had a personal vendetta against the Green Bay defensive line, punching in three touchdowns that felt less like scoring plays and more like property damage. After Henry opened the floodgates early, M.Willis tried to keep the Packers alive with a massive 39-yard bomb to C.Watson and a sneaky touchdown run of his own, but let's be real: it was all window dressing for a funeral. By the middle of the second quarter, when T.Loop started adding field goals to the tally, this thing transitioned from a contest into a glorified scrimmage where the Packers were essentially just running interference for the inevitable blowout.

Honestly, if you tuned in during the third quarter, you might have thought you accidentally switched the channel to a preseason exhibition. Even when Willis scrambled for an 11-yard score to make it a tight 27-24 affair, the momentum shift was about as significant as a pebble hitting a freight train. Enter Z.Flowers, catching a T.Huntley strike to put the dagger in, followed immediately by M.Humphrey snatching a C.Tune pass out of the air like it was a free sample at Costco! The final nail? A 25-yard sprint by D.Henry in the fourth quarter that sent the Ravens cruising to a 41-24 victory while the Green Bay faithful checked their watches and looked for the exits. It wasn't drama; it was a demolition derby, and Baltimore drove right over the cheese!